I anxiously await the President’s State of the Union Address this Tuesday. Like a preamble to the Super Bowl, I have turned this vapid and predictable babble into a fun time for family and friends! This is a great time to forget about the real serious issues plaguing our country and take the President’s lead and just have good innocent fun!
I have purchased many different types of alcohol and shot glasses and am amassing a plethora of key words for the drinking game.
I bet many will be sauced three minutes into the speech if they pick a phrase like “income inequality.”
Other good bets for certain inebriation are:
wealthiest one percent
For those who wish to temper themselves, I suggest words that will probably never be uttered:
I was wrong
free market solutions
I entreat all to add their suggestion as to good words or phrases guaranteed to get us snockered!